I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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