There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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