She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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