The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If I had your ass I would rule the world
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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