There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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