Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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