your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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