just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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