using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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