No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
did i walk over a car last night?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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