they need to just BURY HIM!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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