and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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