When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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