I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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