Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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