i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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