Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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