Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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