After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize