You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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