So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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