i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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