Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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