just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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