Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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