I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
pray to the hookup gods
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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