great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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