god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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