Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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