Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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