you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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