I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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