U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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