IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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