Me. At least after what I've been through.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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