What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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