508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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