im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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