I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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