What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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