just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize