whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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