Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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