I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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