Do you still have your period?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I did not marry a roomba.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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