So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Be still, my beating vagina.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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