My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
third nipple confirmed
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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