I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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