i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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