Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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